There's a rancid stench in the air, a rumbling in the trousers and a rumpus in the offing...
Smells - Life is so boring when you can't do it'. So When Richard and Eddie get some sex spray, it's watch out birds, the love albatrosses have arrived.
Accident - What a great time everybody's having playing sardines at Ritchie's birthday party. At least they would be if he had any friends.
Digger - Lily Linekar's Love Bureau promises the boys the girls of their dreams - as long as she's got a 'wazzo pair of jugs and a great blouse' - she'll do.
Holy - The Complete Episode - Christmas Day and Richard seems to have been marked out as the chosen one, entrusted with a miraculous birth. Now he knows why God has kept him pure.
Hole - Trapped at the top of a ferris wheel at the local funfair, Eddie and Richie remain blissfully unaware of its impending demolition the next morning.