Featuring screen icons and delectable starlets, Texas Across the River is a wild spoof of early frontier life!
The Louisiana wedding of debutante Phoebe Ann Naylor (Rosemary Forsyth) to the aristocratic Don Andrea Baldazar (French heartthrob, Alain Delon, star of Rocco and His Brothers) is stopped by the Cavalry over a matter of honour. Don Andrea flees across the river to Texas, where he meets up with Sam Hollis (the incomparable Dean Martin) and his Indian sidekick, Kronk (Joey Bishop), who are carrying rifles to the town of Moccasin Flats. In the course of his adventure Don Andrea rescues an Indian maiden, Lonetta (Tina Marquand), tames some longhorns and eludes a Comanche war party and the Cavalry.