Who is the top weird crush? Every weirdly hot male celebrity in Britain has been gathered and rated out of 10 for sex appeal, charisma, talent, likeability and fame. Your task is to do battle with these top trump hunks across these 5 sexy categories to see who will emerge as the champion.

Warning: This may lead to heated debates; we accept no responsibility for any falling outs. Remember guys and girls, no guy is worth more than your friendship(s).