Things We Didn't Know Loo Roll


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Let the toilet become a place where you can improve your general knowledge (and laugh at the wild claims) with The Things We Didn't know Loo Roll.

Containing 100 different 'facts', this novelty toilet tissue is a great alternative to reading a newspaper while you're doing your, erm, business.

Featuring genuine nuggets of information (did you know in Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave?), as well as silly statements to make you howl with laughter (Owls do not make love in the rain as it is too wet to woo), The Things We Didn't Know Loo Roll is a great talking point for any family bathroom.

Thanks to this little gem, you'll be a pub quiz champion in no time. - L.M.


  • The Things We Didn't Know Loo Roll contains all manner of silly facts and wild claims
  • Contains over 100 individual facts, so plenty to be getting on with
  • Great talking point (after you've left the toilet, obviously)
  • Will fit any normal loo roll holder
  • Not too scratchy, either
  • Suitable for ages 4+


  • Full roll: 9 (depth) x 10cm

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Express Delivery - if ordered before 9pm, delivered by courier next working day.

If ordered before 9pm, delivered by courier next working day. Available on orders placed before 9pm (2pm weekends and Bank Holidays) for delivery next business day. Applies to most delivery addresses within mainland UK.

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