Cool Desk Toys That Are Guaranteed To Destroy Your Productivity

We know, we know. The work days are getting longer and longer. We love to have a bit of fun at Zavvi Towers. Some of you might not be as lucky. Whether you’re after a small desk distraction or a small project to work on over lunch, we’ve gathered up some of our favourite desk toys and buddies that will hopefully help your working day go by that little bit faster.

LEGO Star Wars Microfighters

These smaller Star Wars LEGO sets are a great way to initiate some office warfare, so whether you side with the rebel alliance or the evil empire, there’s sure to be a small set for you. These sets include a minifigure, and small starship for you to build. Pick your favourite one and start building! Some of these sets even include ‘flick missiles’ which do exactly what they say on the tin. Is that person across the office making life harder for you? Why not give them a little taste of pain* (*slight inconvenience) by launching a flick missile at them. We don’t know what HR might have to say about launching missiles at your colleagues, though.

Minecraft – 3 Inch Enderman Figure

Who doesn’t love Minecraft? While you might not be able to get away with playing the game at work, the toys might just be the next best thing! This awesome Desk Toy includes an Enderman figure, just to creep out your colleagues. Additionally, if you manage to convince your colleagues to do the same, you could even start to build your own little world.

Overwatch Reinhardt 6-inch Pop! Vinyl Figure

Got an office Overwatch team? Funko Pop’s new line of Overwatch characters are great desk toys. Why not represent your characters with the ones on your desk? Get the whole team involved, and gorw an office collection. The figures themselves are very nice, with the highlights being Reinhardt and D.Va.

Parrot MiniDrones Airborne Cargo Quadcopter EVO Drone – Mars

Nothing says office warfare like passive-aggressively flying a drone above a colleague who’s late for a meeting’s head. Or just passively flying it around the office, delivering a rain of noise and maybe equipped with equally as passive-aggressive post it notes. While flying a drone around the office might not make you anyone’s biggest fan, you’ll be sure to make at least 1 person’s day hell. And maybe, slightly violate some health and safety rules.

Hot Toys Terminator Genisys T-800 Guardian 1:6 Scale Figure

We know, we know- an expensive figure might be pushing the boundaries of the term ‘desk toy’ but what else would be an excellent timekiller than a huge, highly detailed bust of old Arnie from Terminator Genisys. If you’re locked in a deep battle fought by the most impressive desk toys, you’ll be sure to eliminate all competition with this awesome figure. Brought to life by the wonderful folks at Hot Toys. With incredible facial detail, your colleagues might just think that you’ve shrunk Arnold Schwarzenegger to come and live on your desk for all eternity. Needless to say, it’d be a huge talking point, too!