The Greatest Futurama Quotes

Bite My Shiny Metal Catchphrase…

Futurama is one of the most quotable shows out there, and everybody loves a good quote, don’t they? We’ve pulled together some of our favourites from across the series – think we’ve missed any good ones? Tweet us @Zavvi!

Amy: Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.

Zoidberg: A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.

Fry:  When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!

Dwight: “I heard beer makes you stupid!” Fry: “No I’m… Doesn’t!”

Bender: I’m so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead.

Fry:  Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up.

Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!

Kif Kroker: Excuse my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats!

Hermes: Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!

Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!

Zoidberg: Woop-wo-wo-woop-woop!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

Leela: Men who call too much are the worst…I bet.

Zoidberg: Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?

Bender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

Professor Farnsworth: Some say I’m robbing the cradle but I say she’s robbing the grave!

Amy: It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem.

Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Bender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.

Leela: Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?

Fry:  Wait, I’m having one of those things. You know a headache with pictures.

Bender: I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad.

Amy: Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in!

Professor Farnsworth: I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.

Bender: Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder

Zoidberg: Your music is bad & you should feel bad!

Bender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!

Bender: Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!

Fry:  Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Fry:  Valentine’s Day is coming up? Oh Crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

Zoidberg: [devolved into a squid-like creature] Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again!

Zapp Brannnigan: Dammit Kif, where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it a scotch on the rocks!

Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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Image Sources: Twentieth Century Fox Television, Inc./Matt Groening

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